Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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