We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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