i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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