Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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