woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We got so high we made milksteak
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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