yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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