Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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