Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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