fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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