How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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