I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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