it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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