Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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