I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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