Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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