Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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