I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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