Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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