did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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