Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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