school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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