Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
