trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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