I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
worst night to have a conscience
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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