I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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