But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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