yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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