I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
