I wish I only lived at night.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
there is puke in my bra ... again
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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