Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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