why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Everclear isn't food dammit
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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