cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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