i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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