the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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