Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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