So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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