Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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