please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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