oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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