I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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