ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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