Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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