just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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