it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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