whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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