Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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