So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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