I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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