Why are handjobs necessary in class?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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