Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
wow bdsm is so cute
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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