My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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