I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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