Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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