Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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