are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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